Movies in Review: "The Wolf of Wall Street"

Who didn't see the trailer for this movie and felt like they would be taken on the ride of their life. The trailer for this movie sent me near exhaustion, but I still felt there was no way that the film could live up to the trailer. Although I still felt the movie would be decent. I almost turned and walked away from this movie when I noticed it had a running time of 3hrs!? Seriously though...this movie is 3 freakin hours long. What in the world was Scorsese thinking...smh.

Let me first say that this movie's running time could have definitely been reduced by 30min...ijs. But this might be my only real complaint about this movie. Other than that, be prepared to be sent on an adrenaline ride of your life. This movie is so amped up! Btw, the rating teeters on the verge of "X" because I felt like I was watching light porn...lol. There is so much going on in this movie that will keep your interest from beginning to end. This movie has adrenaline, its erotic, and hilarious, what more could you ask for. The characters were great and work well with the story. DiCaprio was on another level in this one...absolutely amazing. Made me feel like this is who DiCaprio is in real life. That's how well he played his character. Jonah Hill is always a great addition to a cast if you need nice acting chops and comedic skills. McConaughey looked like he just finished filming Dallas Buyers Club, so his skinny build was a problem for me, but may not bother you.

Scorsese is hit or miss with me, but this one if definitely close to a home run. You get more than what you would expect from a movie. Everything about this film is to the extreme, so get ready to have fun. I almost pissed my pants in laughter at some scenes. This would have to make my list as a #MustSee. I'm interested to know if you feel the same way...A!

Movies in Review: "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty"

I am not the biggest fan of Ben Stiller, so I could Have easily passed on this one, but the trailer for this film looked really interesting. I had to see how this story played out. Of course when I walked in the theater, all my fingers were crossed hoping that I wouldn't walk out totally disappointed. I'm happy to say that I didn't.

This movie was soooooo cute! When I say cute, I don't mean "girlie" cute, but just plain cute. It was really fun to watch. I loved the story and all the characters, who each brought so much to the story. And to my surprise, I totally enjoyed Stiller. This is definitely one of my favorite movies from him. He was good, and looked even better. And I'm serious about the looks part. I found myself crushing hard on Stiller in this film...lol. I would break down all my favorite characters, but honestly, I enjoyed them all, from Stiller's mother, the on-line dating phone rep, Stiller's sister...everyone. I also have to give props to the filming style of this movie. There are some great visually entertaining shots that I have to applaud.

This is a feel good movie. One that will likely have you smiling when leaving the theater. This movie would be great for a date, or movie night alone. It has an enjoyable feel to it, so I really hope you enjoy it as much as I did...A-

Movies in Review: "Grudge Match"

As much as it kills me to see geriatric, steroid stricken Stallone on-screen, the trailer for this movie still amused my interest. If the movie had included just Stallone, I may have passed. But with De Niro, Hart, and Arkin in the cast, I thought it would make for a decent film. However my expectations were still very low because Stallone has very little acting ability, and including De Niro in the cast wasn't going to help him with that...smh.

Unfortunately for this movie, I walked out of the theater with way less than I expected. Including Kevin Hart into the cast, I at least expected some great humor, but Hart proved to be an #EpicFail in that category. In his last few movies, Hart is trying too hard. It feels like he's trying to do a stand up comedy act in the movie instead of just making his character funny. His character was way over the top, and I found myself laughing very little.

The Grudge Match story had the potential to be decent if Stallone had been nixed out of the movie. True to form, he was horrible. The best part of the story was De Niro's character and his son, the rest of the movie was just blah. Grudge Match left me disinterested and bored. It could have been better but failed to live up to its potential. It's not the worst movie out now, but it's definitely something you can stand to wait for...D+

Movies in Review: "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy"

It has been 9 years since we've seen Ron Burgundy and his perfectly coiffed hair...and I only know this because I read it somewhere...lol. To be very honest I'm not the biggest Will Ferrell fan, so I didn't see the original Anchorman when it came out in 2004. I saw it for the first time a couple of years ago. If it I hadn't watched the first film and enjoyed it, I wouldn't have been excited about seeing this one. To my surprise I found the first Anchorman to be funny as hell, so Anchorman 2 was definitely on my list to watch.

Will Ferrell is a fool. He had me cracking the hell up. Unfortunately something was still missing. As funny as Ferrell was, I found the writing and delivery of comedy in this film to be forced and lack luster compared to the first. Meagan Good wasn't a strong addition. She was unbelievable as Linda Jackson, and I guess I was supposed to find humor in her ridiculous hair...#Fail. James Marsden was cool as Jack Lime, but the humor with his character wore out quickly. I thought Steve Carell was too much in this movie, and I honestly wanted him to shut up. Although I did enjoy him in the scenes with Kristen Wigg. I enjoyed Wigg a lot, and felt her scenes were edited too much. The infamous fight scene at the end was hilarious in the first movie, but a little corny in this one (not all of it, just most of it). The movie was also far too long, and I think they could have nixed the light house storyline...smh

All in all, it was funny. The running time among other things kind of killed what could have been a really great sequel, but it was ok. Will Ferrell fans will definitely enjoy it though because Ferrell was excellent. I'm sure you can overlook all the other stuff...B-

Movies in Review: "Walking with Dinosaurs"

I had no wish to see this movie when I came across the theatrical poster for this film. The poster looked beyond dull to me, so I can only imagine how it looked to kids. However the theatrical trailer changed my mind. Thank goodness for a good trailer, which offered more intrigue than its ghastly poster...smh. Unfortunately, a poster may be the only thing you have going to sell people on your movie, especially since most people won't see the trailer. Too bad there seemed to be little interest to see this movie, because it was actually pretty good.

If you have a kid who is into dinosaurs, you really don't want them to miss this movie. It was like watching a cute movie and getting a dinosaur lesson at the same time. The learning lessons injected into the movie I found to be annoying at first, but it worked for the story, and helped me to get a better understanding of who was a prey or predator.

I thought the story was super cute, and a found myself laughing more than I expected. It is a kids movie, but I think kids at heart will also find it enjoyable. The characters are great, my favorites being Patchi and Alex. It looks like a movie that could have been easily shown on the History or PBS channel, but I wasn't disappointed in paying for a ticket. Truth be told, when it comes on TV, I am definitely watching it again. I feel like it's a must see for dinosaur lovers, and a good watch for a rainy matinee...A-

Movies in Review: "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug"

I am surprised how much I was looking forward to seeing this film, although I did enjoy the first Hobbit, I have never been a fan of the Lord of the Rings series. As a matter of fact, I have been unable to sit through any of The Lord of the Rings movies...smh. However, The Hobbit was very different for me. I found more interest in the characters, and story. I was surprised I enjoyed the first Hobbit so much, and after seeing the trailer for the second one, I was hoping to be surprised again...

Unfortunately, I wasn't...

This movie was sooooooo long. As I sat there, I kept hoping and praying that it was going to get better, and when I thought it was about to, the movie was over...Uuuugghhh. I spent 3hrs watching this movie, only to get left hanging...smh. This installment was far less interesting than the first one. The Dwarfs were my favorite characters from the first movie, but their screen time was reduced in this film as other characters were introduced. This story was also more complicated than the first one with the introduction of new characters.

The action was ok, but felt a little contrived, not as much fun to watch as in the first movie. I wish Gandalf was in this one more, but his screen time was also infrequent. I was trying not to nap during this movie because I thought it would get better and I didn't want to miss anything. Unfortunately this installment left me annoyed and tired by the end...C+

Movies in Review: "American Hustle"

The trailer for this one has run for a while. As interesting as the trailer is, what I was most looking forward to was seeing Bradley Cooper in those rod curlers...lol. I couldn't get a complete grasp of the story from the trailer, but I like it when the trailers give you enough to catch your interest, but don't give away the story.

This is one of those movies that has some fun twists, and unexpected plot. The cast for this film was amazing. Amy Adams looked absolutely gorgeous in this movie and was great as Sydney. Bradley Cooper was hilarious. The back and forth between him and his boss will have you in stitches. My favorite character, however was played by Jennifer Lawrence. She outdid herself as Rosalyn. And everyone needs to go see this movie just to see her...#hilarious.

What I enjoyed most about this movie was all the characters, the costumes, and the plot, which was twisted until the end. I got so much more than I expected from this movie. I honestly thought it was going to be stupid, but it was pretty amazing. This movie is so much fun to watch. The men will definitely love it, so make it a date movie...A-

Movies in Review: "Saving Mr. Banks"

I don't recall seeing a theatrical trailer for this movie. I came across the theatrical poster only. There is nothing exceptional about the poster with Emma Thompson, and Tom Hanks walking together with the title Saving Mr. Banks. I had no clue what the movie was about, but I assumed Tom Hanks was "Mr. Banks" and Emma Thompson was saving him...lol...silly right. All I know is that Tom Hanks was starring in it, and that was enough to get me into the theater to see it.

To my delight the film is a historical comedy about how the making of the Mary Poppins film came about. I love Mary Poppins! Tom Hanks played the wonderful Walt Disney, and did an exceptional job as Mr. Disney. This movie was so interesting and entertaining to watch, as it was more than just a movie about Mary Poppins, but a more in-depth into the life of the author and how Mary Poppins and Mr. Banks characters came about.

Emma Thompson was a hoot as the author P.L Travers. She is so straight forward, rude, and hilarious all at the same time. It was so much fun seeing all the work that went into making the Mary Poppins film. Hearing the music from the film being developed in the film brought me back to my childhood. What kid didn't enjoy Mary Poppins?

I had little complaints with this one as it brought a smile to my face, and at one point a small tear. The performances were excellent, and the story wonderfully written. It is an enjoyable movie that you will love...A-

Movies in Review: "Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom"

At first glance at the theatrical trailer, I was a little apprehensive about the film only because Idris Elba was cast as the lead. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Elba, but I couldn't really see him as Mandela. Well that was my first reaction, because by the time the trailer ended, I was sold, and couldn't wait to see his performance.

Mr. Elba did his thing. It took a little adjusting though at first because in the opening scene we meet the younger Mandela, but all I could see was Idris, with his swag and walk. However after a few minutes into the story, all I could see was Mandela. Elba did his thing. His performance as the incomparable Mandela was one of his best performances to date. His South African accent was perfect. I also enjoyed the performances of all the co-stars, especially Naomie Harris as Winnie Mandela.

I enjoyed the story, but it felt like they tried to include too much of Mandela's life in one movie. I think they wasted too much time showing his infidelity and lust for women. There was a lot of time focused on EVERYTHING in his life. I believe the story could have been edited better without anything being missed. The make up was also a problem for me. Especially when they aged Mandela and his comrades. They looked plastic, and green...smh. They could have done a better job with the make up.

Overall I enjoyed the film. It was a little long, but still compelling. Some of the scenes were definitely hard to watch. As the title reads, it was a very long walk to freedom...B

Movies in Review: "Out of the Furnace"

I found the trailer for this movie to be riveting with an exceptional cast that includes Christian Bale, Casey Affleck (who is secretly one of my favorite underrated actors), and Woody Harrelson (who has some of the best acting versatility in my opinion). After seeing the trailer, it definitely looked like a thriller that shouldn't be missed. However, I left the theater feeling a little ho-hum.

I didn't hate this movie, but the beginning killed a little of my excitement. This movie started out way too slow, and was a little all over the place with character development. It felt like I was getting bits and pieces of random parts of the story. For example, was it really necessary to spend so much time on Bale's character's incarceration. It provided very little to the story. I think time could have been spent more on Affleck's character Rodney. I also wished Harrelson's character was introduced earlier. He was the most thrilling part about the movie, along with Rodney. However, the movie did get better once his character came into the story.

As slow as this movie was, it did make an impact. The thrills were few, but powerful. It was weird because I found myself a little bored, but on the edge of my seat at the same time...lol. Some of you may give up on it within the first 25min, but if you sit tight, this movie does get better. I loved the way it ended, except for the very last scene. Could someone explain to me what the last scene meant? Smh

I wouldn't classify this film as a "must see", but it was interesting enough to watch. Honestly it felt like a movie I would have enjoyed better on my couch, instead of in the movie theater. It is well worth watching for Harrelson alone, but totally your decision if you want to pay a movie ticket price for it...B-

Movies in Review: "Oldboy"

Who doesn't enjoy a good Spike Lee movie? You know his films are always filled with good fun, and controversy...who doesn't enjoy controversy?...lol. When I saw the trailer for this movie, I was surprised to see that it was directed by Spike Lee. Didn't really look like a "Spike Lee" type of movie. Am I the only one who thought that? Regardless it starred Josh Brolin, who has worked his way up to being one of my favorite actors, and Samuel Jackson, so I was down to see it. I got word that this was a remake of a foreign film, which immediately lowered my expectations for this one. Remakes are never usually as good as the originals.

True to form, this one wasn't great. I haven't seen the original, but it has to be better than this. This movie didn't fit Lee's filming style, and just looked odd. The action scenes played out like an overactive video game, and the story was too strange for words. There were parts of the story that were way too undeveloped, like the client Brolin's character met with before he was kidnapped. It seemed like his character should have a had more of an impact with the story, but it didn't. The whole captivity thing was strange and boring. And the asian woman with the umbrella? What was her purpose?...smh.

By the time the movie ended, I was asking myself why Lee felt it necessary to remake this movie, because it felt like things were omitted, or needed to be added. This remake was a waste of money and time. I was really hoping Lee was going to knock this one out of the park, but I wasn't impressed. Believe me if you go see this one you may enjoy bits and pieces, but by the end you will find yourself shaking your head and sucking your teeth...C-

Movies in Review: "Homefront"

I haven't been excited to see a Jason Statham film in years. After the 2012 movie Safe, I think I have given up on him as an actor, as he continuously plays the same character only with different names. I had no interest to see Homefront, but it was Franco's character in the trailer that drew me into the theater.

Ho Hum...I got what I expected, a movie that did nothing new and went along the straight and narrow. I did enjoy Franco, but the writing for the film was so weak that his character did not reach its peak. Franco and Bosworth were the only characters that made this movie interesting. I'm surprised to be giving Bosworth props because she isn't one of the best actresses in my opinion. But she worked her character as the strung out sister of Franco. But again, her character wasn't developed like it should have. There's nothing much to say about Statham. He's up to his same tricks, only this time he's a family man, which I thought worked well for his character, and was cute. But again, the writing failed to have his character reach its full potential as well.

It's fair to say that I left the theater feeling like something was missing. This movie had the potential to be better than what it was but failed to impress. The story was weak, writing was weak, character development was weak, and the ending was stupid. This movie isn't anything I would waste my money to see. This is definitely one you can wait to catch on TV...D

Movies in Review: "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire"

Well there was no question who would top the box office in ticket sales this week. There was nothing that came close to topping ticket sales for the latest installment of The Hunger Games. Teenage girls lined up in droves to see Katniss Everdeen back in play. I know because the theater I went to see this installment was full of tweens who wouldn't hush it up so I could enjoy my movie...Uuughhh...smh...Anyway...I was pleased with the theatrical trailer for Catching Fire, and was excited to see what would happen in this second installment. However I think it was wrong of me to have the same expectations of the first...

Catching Fire started out slower than I had anticipated as we meet the winner of the 74th Hunger Games Katniss Everdeen feeling defeated. Her character was so strong in the first movie, it was hard watching her just give up and give in. I don't know, but the characters in this new installment didn't really seem to connect and draw the audience in. For example how many of us fell in love with Rue, and despised most of the other Hunger Game contestants. There was nothing like that here. All we had a chance to see was a new round of "old" contestants, but we were given little background about any of them.

I felt a few of the characters were underused. I thought the contestant with the razor teeth would have been used more in the Game scenes, but I only saw her character once. Jeffery Wright's character Beetee was interesting, but he wasn't used enough for anyone to actually care about him. Even the characters we loved from the first movie were slighted. I definitely could have used more of Haymitch's drunken banter or Effie's bubbling personality. Unfortunately the movie focused too much on Katniss Everdeen. Even the games themselves were a bore as we watched the contestants lose to the elements of mother nature than fighting among each other.

One of the only interesting parts in this movie for me were the costumes. They really outdid themselves in this installment. Effie of course had the best costumes, which is one reason I wish there were more scenes with her in it...lol. The overall visuals were cool, but nothing spectacular. Some things were kind of a repeat from the first movie...eh.

I had hoped to like this movie so much more than I did. When it ended, the credits rolled, and I was shaking my head. I'm guessing this installment of the film keeps in line with the story, but in my opinion it could have used more embellishment...B-

Movies in Review: "The Book Thief"

I had no interest in seeing this movie, which is based on a novel of the same name. It didn't seem to have anything special going on with it, but it was Geoffrey Rush who made me think that maybe it would be worth it. Geoffrey Rush has become one of my favorite actors after seeing his performance in The King's Speech. Unfortunately I have seen very little starring any of the other actors in the film.

I am happy that I put my trust in Rush, because he was pure perfection as the adoring foster parent Hans. Hans takes a lot of loving grief from his wife Rosa played by Emily Watson, who was also remarkable. You will find sheer entertainment watching the interaction between these two. I have never heard of the young Canadian actress who plays Liesel (the book thief), but her performance sparked an interest to see her again. My favorite character by far was Rosa, and Rudy. Rudy is the cutest thing ever, and he made the movie more interesting than it would have been.

There is not a great deal of excitement, just a well written script, and a great cast performance. I loved the narration given in the movie, and how the film played out like a well written book. I'm sure many of you may not have heard of this movie, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth seeing...B+

Movies in Review: "The Best Man Holiday"

The Best man is a classic movie that man of us have watched over and over. When the movie ended no one expected there to be a sequel right? When I first got word of a sequel brewing, I can't say that I was excited. I think I may have even been a little upset at the fact that they were planning to ruin a perfectly good movie by dropping this sequel. When I first saw the theatrical poster, it made me smile as that feeling of nostalgia came over. That smile turned into pure excitement when I watched the first theatrical trailer...OMG! Who didn't swoon when you saw Quentin, Harper, Lance and Julian doing the New Edition routine...Wooohooo! Yeah the movie trailer was a winner, and I was crossing my fingers in hopes that the movie would be the same.

The best movie so far this season in this category. I have never in my life been so excited and overjoyed with a movie. It has been 14yrs since we have seen this gang, but not a beat was missed. I loved how everyone progressed in life so naturally, as opposed to superficially. All with families now, and going through their own personal hardships. I swear to you the first 45min of the movie I laughed out loud at every scene. It will warm your heart to see what their friendships endure and overcome, and will remind you of your own relationships ~tear~. I love them all, but I am definitely #TeamQuentin all the way. Terrance Howard isn't my favorite actor, but when he finds a role that fits him, he is magic. Morris Chestnut has never looked better, and he put smiles on the faces of  every woman in the audience. #Yum. The leading ladies were all beautiful and aged perfectly. If I had to be stupid and picky about something, it would be that one of Sanaa Lathan's boobs was always way bigger than the other when she was shot laying down...Come on, I know I'm not the only one who noticed...lol.

Everyone warned me about the tears that was shed during this movie, so everyone in the audience came prepare. There were women literally passing tissue down the aisles...hilarious. I was ready, so I thought I had my tears under control. Nope...I didn't. The scene with Lance got me and tore me to pieces...Uuuughhhh. What an emotional roller coaster...

I can't give this movie enough praise. I didn't think they could make a sequel comparable to the first, but they did. If you loved the original, this one can't be missed. Go as a group, go by yourself, just go...A+!

Movies in Review: "Thor: The Dark World"

I have to admit that Thor is by far my favorite movie superhero, and I'm not ashamed to admit that it has a lot to do with the fact that Chris Hemsworth is so damn fine! Come on...you know I had to get that off my chest first. And let's be honest fellas, the only reason your girl went to see this film with you was she could indulge in her secret love affair with Thor...lol..ijs. But anyway...back to my review...eh hem...

The movie started out a bit weird and slow. We get introduced to Dark Elves, Thor was at war, and there were random scenes of Jane. To be very honest, the movie didn't really start getting good until Loki came into the picture. I have a secret crush on Loki, he is like the best villain you love to hate ever.

The story finally gets going on a nice pace, with decent action, and some great humor. The humor was my favorite piece in the movie. The character Darcy was on a sugar rush, but she was still funny as hell and fun to watch. I enjoyed her the most. The storyline of the Aether and Jane foster wasn't as tight as it could have been, but it didn't cause the movie to totally unravel.

This movie is uber entertaining, and will be enjoyed until the end. Of course you know you have to stay until the credits stop rolling because you know there is a hint for Thor 3...Yay! This wasn't as good as the first, especially visually, and could have used a few more shirtless shots of Thor, but it was still pretty good...B+!

Movies in Review: "Ender's Game"

Hmmmmm...what was I expecting from this movie??? I was expecting a strong story with some fun action scenes, and characters that were exciting. The trailer made it look as if this is exactly what I should expect. So like many of you, I was excited to get into the theater to see this one. Now how many of you walked out of the theater satisfied...#NotMe...

This movie was nothing more than child's play. It was a video game with dialogue added for drama. There was very little exciting about this movie, especially the story. Why is Ender Wiggin's so special? A kid who fights back bullies and beats them so they won't bully him again, and who tries not to be a copy of his older brother...yawn. Is this what is so special about this kid? He has decent problem solving skills, and this makes him the chosen one to save the world? Uugh...

The scenes with the kids were dull. All they did was float around in a ball playing laser tag...lol. There is bunch of adult yelling going on from Ford's character, but it's easy to just tune him out because it sounds like he's talking just to be talking. I kept trying to hold on and give this movie a chance, but an hour in I couldn't hold on any longer and fell asleep...I'm sure I didn't miss anything important because the movie only seemed to get worse as it ended.

Needless to same Ender's Game couldn't have ended soon enough for me. It ranked #1 at the box office with $28million in ticket sales, but that's not even close to the $110million that was dropped to make this movie #EpicFail...D :/

Movies in Review: "Last Vegas"

OMG! Freeman, De Niro & Douglas all in the same movie...What!!! Excuse my excitement, but When I first saw the theatrical poster for this movie, I thought it was a joke, but I couldn't take my eyes off the poster. All I kept thinking was that as much as I love all these actors, having them in a movie together would likely prove to be an epic fail...boy was I wrong...

There have been a number of mixed reviews on this one, so I walked in the theater not expecting much, but left with a huge smile on my face. This movie was so much fun to watch. The comedy was on point, and each character delivered. I was surprised at how effortless these actors meshed together. The really seemed like a group of old friends. Diana and Sam played by Kevin Kline were my favorite characters. Diana played by Mary Steenburgen was the wild card that brought the movie together and gave it added spark. Kudos to the writers for adding Michael Ealy, and Romany Malco to the mix. It was nice to have some young eye candy pop up on the screen :).

All I can say is that the audience I viewed it with was laughing throughout, and clapping by the end of the movie. This is the perfect date night movie, or just a fun movie to watch if you're in the mood to catch a flick...B+

Movies in Review: "About Time"

I must admit that this review might be a little bias because romantic comedies are my favorite genres for movies, and Rachel McAdams is my favorite actress in them. I have looked forward to seeing this movie for a while. There is nothing like a romantic comedy (if done correctly), that leaves you with a smile on your face, and a flutter in your heart (or is that just me?)...lol

Omg...I got everything I expected from a movie like this. Definitely one of the cutest romantic comedies I have seen in a while. Not only because of Rachel McAdams, but the male lead Domhnall Gleeson was so much fun to watch. I fell in love with him over and over. He was the perfect ginger! Lol...btw...I loved how his red hair was used in the comedy of the story.

The best part about this story was its quirkiness, especially Tim's family and friends. The was such a very strong bond and obscure dynamic about them that worked. I enjoyed the butterfly effect which caused a wave of emotions, and you know how emotional we women are.

Yes this has chick flick stamped all over it. So enjoy a matinee alone with this one ladies, or make it a girls night out. If some of you men happen to get dragged to this one, don't worry, you will also find some enjoyment in it...A-

Movies in Review: "Free Birds"

Like any big kid at heart, I always look forward to seeing a fun animated movie. Although I opted to see Free Birds, I can't say that I was excited about my decision. The trailer provided nothing exciting that had me anticipating it's release. I think I was hoping it would be better than the marketing put behind it. Unfortunately...It wasn't...

This movie had so much missing from it, making it a total bore. There was very little amusing about this movie. Parts that were suppose to be funny, totally flopped. The opening scene with the ignorant turkeys wasn't funny at all, and you could tell there was comedy trying to be forced. Woody Harrelson's character Jake should have definitely been more amusing, but he also fell flat. There were some scenes that were fun to watch, but still felt like there was something missing.

The writing wasn't great and didn't appeal much to its audience. By the time the movie ended, not one child in the theater clapped. I'm not use to seeing that happen. It is clear from its weekend ticket sales I wasn't the only one who had little interest in seeing a movie about turkeys...smh. I was hoping to be surprised, and give this movie a decent grade, but this movie had me watching the back of my eyelids more than the action on the screen...C- :(

Movies in Review: "Bad Grandpa"

Oh how I love me some Johnny Knoxville. Yes I am a fan of his brand of funny. I enjoyed the trailer for Bad Grandpa because it was a switch from what his Jackass movies. I was looking forward to seeing him and the boy he had play his grandson. There was no way I was going to miss this movie because the trailer had me sold  with the pageant scene...lol...hilarious.

True to form, this movie is laugh out loud funny. The young actor who played Knoxville's grandson was hilarious, and a natural. Every scene was better with him in it. The stunts are as crazy as you would expect, although far toned down from those presented in any Jackass movie. My favorite scenes were the Pageant, Strip Club, and Diner scene...LMAO! Wow... the things this guy can get away with.

Lets be real...we all know these movies are nonsense, but if its funny, that's some nonsense I'd like to see. This movie is entertaining and you are guaranteed a laugh. I would recommend it...just because...B

Movies in Review: "The Counselor"

The trailer for this movie had very little appeal, it was the cast that brought me into the theater to see this movie. Brad Pitt is one of my favorite actors, as well as Fassbender, and I have a strange thing going for Bardem ever since seeing him in No Country For Old Men, a movie a enjoyed. Although the trailer made little sense, I was hoping it was a marketing ploy to draw people in. Unfortunately this was not the case...

This movie will leave you with so many unanswered questioned, you might find yourself more annoyed than anything. I was truly at a loss with this one. There was a point where I thought I had a clue, then the movie ended and I was lost again. The only consistent piece in this movie was a green truck that people were getting killed over. There is very little development anywhere else. I have no idea who the truck originally belonged to, who got the truck at the end, and what was Diaz's role in all of this.

Here are a few story lines that were too under developed. What was Rosie Perez put in the story for? I thought her character would have been more relevant, but ended up being a waste of time. Her son seemed more relevant to the story, but we only see him zipping by in a few scenes, with no dialogue. Can someone explain why Diaz went to a confessional?...so random. And who was Diaz working for, the gentleman at the end of the movie? Who was he? I enjoyed Pitt and a Bardem, but Pitt wasn't used nearly enough, and I wish I had a clearer understanding of Bardem and Fassbender's relationship.

This movie is real erotic, sometimes even a bit over the top. It's a little slow at the beginning, but picks up very well in the middle, and then totally flops at the end. I enjoyed the middle so much though that it has me on the verge of giving it a decent grade. Unfortunately there were more holes in the story leaving me unfulfilled...C-

Movies in Review: "12 Years a Slave"

Movies based from true stories are one of my favorite movies to watch. But the theatrical trailer for this movie had me readily anticipating it's release. With the outstanding cast, this movie looked like a winner. There was no doubt that I would get my monies worth for my ticket purchase. Hmmmmm...I feel like I owe them change, because I got way more than the money I paid.

If I could explain to you how powerful this film was, I think my heart would explode on this screen. Let me just tell you, I saw the movie more than 3 days ago, and my soul is still shaken by it. Chiwetel Ejiofor should be getting high praise and awards for his performance as Solomon Northup. The whole cast should for that matter. I have never in my life seen such a powerfully directed film. There are scenes that are purposely shot to take hold of your soul (ex. Plat hanging). I'm not gonna give you too much, but you might find yourself crying or screaming out loud at the subjects presented in the movie. Every scene is directed to capture an emotion. I honestly was exhausted, and in emotional pain when I left the theater.

This was by far one of the best movies I have seen this year. I would definitely say this is a MUST SEE, but this isn't for the faint of heart. Don't go to see this if you are an emotional wreck. I wouldn't recommend going to see it alone either because you might need a friend to help laugh you out of that angered state you may find yourself in. I loved it so much I would want to see it again, but this is one of those films that you only need to see once, and stays with you forever...A+

Movies in Review: "The Fifth Estate"

Hmmmmm...not sure why I stepped into the theater to see this one. I have never ventured to the WikiLeaks website, only heard about it on the news, and that wasn't even enough to get me to the site. I think I may have been caught up in the thrilling trailer (see...great marketing can go a long way). The trailer made the movie look more interesting than just the premise of the story. Oh, and I am a fan of Benedict Cumberbatch, so that may have had a little to do with it too...lol.

Well I should have went with my gut, because I didn't connect with this movie at all. Needless to say, most of the story was over my head. I'm not a news, or information/technology geek. As a matter of fact, too much information fries my brain. So I was basically sitting in the theater fried...lol. I understood very little of what was being said or going on. There were scenes that seemed to be intense, and I sat there wondering what the hell was everyone so tense about...smh...not my type of movie. The only comforting thing from this is that it isn't a lot of viewers type of movie, as it only made 1.7million in tickets sales its opening weekend, making it a box office flop.

I enjoyed Cumberbatch, but that's about it. This wasn't my type of movie, and the only thing I left the theater with was a headache. Please take my review for this film lightly, as I just could not get a grasp of it, to be fair...C-

Movies in Review: "Escape Plan"

I enjoy a good action movie, a Great action movie even better! When I watched the trailer for this film, I felt the story had great potential. It's was a bonus that I would also get to see Schwarzenegger and Stallone get their geriatric actions sequences on...lol. I can't say my expectations were high for this one, but I thought this movie would at least be interesting :).

I am happy to report that it met its mark on interesting...at least. The story of a man who breaks out of prison for a living, failed to impress with the plot of the movie. The opening scene was dry and almost had me leave the theater. I think I stayed because Curtis Jackson appeared playing an ex-con computer freak...that's funny.

The movie drags on for a little while longer, until Stallone's character meets up with Schwarzenegger, this is where the fun begins. I was surprised that I enjoyed Schwarzenegger as much as I did. this man has not lost his step. I would recommend Stallone to lay off the roids, because he looked ridiculous...smh. Other than that though, the pair were entertaining to watch. These two, unfortunately, were the only thing entertaining about this movie :(.

If you love action flicks and could care less about a decent plot, then this movie is right up your alley. I think this movie is fun to watch, but nothing you want to pay for. It will be just as entertaining from the comfort of your home...C-

Movies in Review: "Captain Phillips"

Tom Hanks can do nothing wrong in my book, and I would go see any movie he is cast to be in. With that being said, he was the only reason I went to see Captain Phillips. There was nothing really spectacular about the trailer in my opinion, except Hanks. As long as he was in it, I knew I wouldn't be totally disappointed. And I wasn't...at least not totally...

In my opinion, there was nothing really special about this story to make it into a 2+ hour movie. This story is more interesting for a book, than a big screen production. Nonetheless, it was still interesting to watch for the most part. The movie had a good pace at the beginning when we are introduced to Hanks character, and the Somali pirates. There were some nice suspense scenes that kept the film afloat, but the movie slowed down drastically once Captain Phillips and the pirates were on the life boats. The scenes until the climax at the end, consisted of yelling, some random gun firing, and Captain Phillips trying to reason ever so calmly with the pirates. This is where the movie could have used some sharp editing, and cut the running time for this movie by at least 25min...smh. It's not a good sign when you find yourself dosing off.

Hanks was great as Captain Phillips, and it is your investment in the outcome of his character that will ride this movie out until the end. The major climax scene at the end did have me on the edge of my seat. Things were getting super tense...lol.

I got exactly what I expected from this movie. It was decent enough, but the running time was its downfall for me. But overall it wasn't bad...B

Movies in Review: "The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete"

I'm sure many of you may have not heard of this movie. I think I saw the theatrical poster first, and then only saw the trailer for this film once. Honestly, the poster was enough to spark my interest for this movie, with the faces of Jeffrey Wright, Anthony Mackie, and Jennifer Hudson plastered on the front. The trailer only solidified it being a movie I had to see.

The young leads are played by two newcomers Skylan Brooks (Mister), and Ethan Dizon (Pete). The leads were perfectly cast because these two characters played off and complimented each other so well. Mister is uber resourceful, and a kid who knows the streets, while Pete is sweet and naive, both have vulnerabilities that may have you shedding a few tears. This hard knock life may prove to be a tear jerker for most of you, but you will also find yourself laughing and falling in love with these two.

Jennifer Hudson's role was small, but her performance was strong. Jeffrey Wright is always a great addition to any movie, playing any role, so you will never hear any complaints from me with his performance. Ummmmmm...Anthony Mackie...his look in this movie was doing it for me. Never seen this man look so fine (ok I know this has nothing to do with the movie...but I had to share ladies...lol) I loved him as the character Kris. It was the writing that really made these characters shine. It kept the movie "real", which I enjoyed the most. Jordin Sparks??? Couldn't figure out the relevance of her character, and thought her relationship with Mister was weird. Could have used more background on that part of the story. I also wasn't the happiest with the way the story ended...But anywho...

This movie was well written and performed. You will cringe at the obstacles these two young characters have to overcome, but feel joy with their strength and resilience. I had fun watching Mister & Pete, and I think you will too...B+

Movies in Review: "Gravity"

There was so much hype around this movie, but after seeing the trailer, I was only slightly intrigued. I think I only went to see the movie because it looked like a role I have never seen Bullock in. As a Bullock fan, I wanted her to do well. I had no clue how this story would play out as the trailer provides very little about the plot. All I could gather is that Bullock is lost in space, and had no idea how they could make a great story out of that. Well...a great story it was...Wow!

Let me first say that you can't go see this movie in anything less than 3D. I saw it in 3D, and wished I had bought a ticket for IMAX 3D. The visuals in this movie are half the experience in the film. The director did such a great job of putting the audience out in space with the characters. There were moments when I felt like I was weightless and out of oxygen...yeah it's like that. The story is very well written, I promise you won't want to leave your seat once it begins. Kudos Bullock, you did your thing. Clooney made the movie fun, and its funny I just realized the 1.5hrs only included them and the elements in space...lol.

Gravity sent me on a space adventure that gripped me. I felt a part of Dr. Ryan's whole experience. There is no way to experience this movie but on the big screen. Seeing it at home would be a waste. Go see this one while it's out. I want to see it again in IMAX 3D, and I rarely want to spend money to see a movie twice...lol...A+!

Movies in Review: "Runner Runner"

I had no interest at all in seeing this movie because Justin Timberlake was cast as the lead. It was Ben Affleck and Anthony Mackie who changed my mind. I was hoping with the addition of these two, the movie would at least be tolerable. Well I was right about tolerable...smh.

Ugh! How in the world does Justin Timberlake keep getting lead roles in movies? He is freakin awful. Unfortunately for this movie it wasn't only Timberlake's performance that failed, but almost everything else as well. The storyline for this movie was juvenile and felt like it was written from a crime-drama handbook. There was little to no character development. The action in the film was unbelievable, and the ending predictable.

So I guess I'm suppose to believe Timberlake's character would go all the way to Costa Rica to have a face to face with the guy who owns an on-line gambling site just because the site cheated him...come on! And even more unbelievable is that he is able to get his face to face by pulling a silly camera stunt!?...awful. I didn't get Timberlake's character. Was he suppose to be a tough, bad ass, because he walked the line on that and a kid out of water. If there was a stronger actor playing the lead, this movie probably wouldn't have been half as bad as it was.

Because of Ben Affleck, this movie is at the most, tolerable, but I can't give it anymore than that. Not the best film out now, so why bother. Catch a rental, or sneak into this one, Affleck at least makes it worth that...D+

Movies in Review: "Don Jon"

I am a fan of Joseph Gordon-Levitt. So there was no way I was going to miss the release of a movie he directed, wrote and starred in. The theatrical trailer looked interesting enough, so I was all in. I have to be honest, I thought I had the movie figured out from the trailer, but I left the theater a little off kilter by what I saw.

When I left the theater I couldn't understand how I felt about the movie. The only conclusion I had, was that there wasn't anything that I didn't enjoy. After mulling it over for a day I realized that it was the subtle humor, and actions in the movie that made it what it was. You will see scenes played over and over with subtle changes that project growth for the character Jon, played by Levitt. And let me just say Levitt and Scarlett Johansson's characters were my favorite. Johansson did her thing as Barbara Sugarman. She was perfect for this role.

I loved how this film was directed, and written. To be very honest, it was like watching soft porn for some parts of the movie, which I think threw me off and made me a little uncomfortable...lol. But outside of that the situations the characters were put in were real, and fun to watch. Julianne Moore is the wild card, and a strange but wonderful addition to the story. I enjoy movies more when I walk out of the theater getting something totally unexpected. Kudos to Levitt for a job well done...B+

Movies in Review: "Baggage Claim"

The theatrical poster was my first introduction to this film. All I could say was my my my, as the cast included hollywood hotties like Boris Kodjoe, Djimon Hounsou, Taye Diggs, and my favorite Derrick Luke. Unfortunately when I watch the theatrical trailer, my expectations for this film plummeted. Did we really need another movie like this? SMH

I would first like to ask...What is up with Paula Patton? I use to enjoy watching her on the big screen. She use to bring so much depth to her earlier work, but as of late she acts like a total bubble head. Her character as Montana Moore was the same character she played in Jumping the Broom, except on crack...smh. Patton your are better than this, and I hope you get it together soon.

There is nothing spectacular or great about this movie except for the eye candy, and I've seen better in other movies. This movie is horribly predictable and follows the same template as other movies like this. I did enjoy a few things about this movie, including Taye Diggs character, and the combo of the characters Sam and Gail. They were the most entertaining parts in the movie. But let me just say this, Jill Scott you are too good for these roles. Derrick Luke you are too good for these roles. This movie is beneath the both of you...ijs. And one last thing, I hope Tia Mowry didn't give up her job on The Game for this type of movie career. All I have to say is Good Luck!

If you go into the theater with severely low expectations you might come out of the theater somewhat satisfied. My advice to you is that you sneak into this movie after paying for a better one. Or watch a free download or bootleg. This movie isn't worth much, so save your money and time...D-

Movies in Review: "Rush"

Ummmmmmm...Chris Hemsworth...enough said...This is all I needed to peek my interest in this film. I...Love...Me some...Chris Hemsworth...LOVE! Ok now that I got that out and wipe the drool from my mouth we can continue with this review...lol...Whew! (Below is for the ladies)

I am a fan of biographical flicks just because I love watching someone's story come to life, and with Ron Howard in the director's seat there was no doubt that I would love this movie...and I did. Where do I start. What a great story. Both characters were so intriguing. The rivalry between these two drivers was so riveting that it kept a great pace for the film. Outside of racing, we also get a taste of who these men are. There was just enough character development outside racing to give you enough of who these men were. Hemsworth was great as James Hunt, and really seemed to capture his essence. It is expected that Hemsworth would own every scene he is in, but Bruhl who plays Lauda, held his own. The casting for this movie was perfect, except for Olivia Wilde. I don't know, although her part was small she brought almost nothing to any scene she was in. Her role could have been cast by an unknown, one who actually looked like a runway model...ijs.

Besides the story, and acting performances it was the camera angles/shots that made the movie for me. The camera angles were amazing and made the racing scenes come to life. Ron Howard did a great job of bringing us onto the track, and behind the wheel...beautiful. The filming and music was like art, adding life to a blank canvas.

Rush is titled appropriately because there is no way you will leave the theater without feeling it. This is one of the best stories I have seen in a while. It is a great watch. I wouldn't recommend for kids, but all you grown folks definitely need to check it out...A+!

Movies in Review: 10,000th Page View!!!

Holy Smokes! Did I just get my 10,000th view to this blog!? O.M.G...It is a joy and an honor to have started a page like this that people like you enjoy reading every week. I am overjoyed with the support you have given my reviews through the years. I hope you continue the support as I strive to move my reviews onward and upward! Thank you again for your support!

XoXo
Taj Greene
"The Reviewer"

Movies in Review: "Prisoners"

I have been anticipating this movie for weeks now. The trailer had everything in it to capture my attention, a great cast and I love thrillers. The positive buzz around this film also heightened my anticipation, so needless to say I couldn't wait to purchase my ticket. Unfortunately, I can't say I was as thrilled coming out of the theater, as I was going in :/

Don't get me wrong, the movie wasn't horrible. I thoroughly enjoyed the performances, especially Hugh Jackman, and to my surprise, also Terrance Howard. Viola Davis and Maria Bello were also great, but don't hate me, but I found myself being totally annoyed with Gyllenhaal in this role, and he is one of my favorite actors. I just couldn't understand his actions in some scenes, but that could be because I didn't see the relevance in a the way some of the scenes played out. There seemed to be way too many subplots added to this movie, extending the running time 40min longer than it needed to be.

For example I found the plot with the character Bob Taylor to be underdeveloped, and by the end I couldn't clearly understand the relevance of his character. Like can anyone tell me the reason for him sneaking in the Dover's and Birch's house?...weird. I enjoyed Paul Dano's character, but felt that his character could have added more to the plot of the story. I was hoping to find out why he was just sitting alone in the rain in the trailer, and then drives himself into a tree? And after of week of him whispering, and getting beat up, I was over it. I also thought the Priest's plot was too short and could have been a stronger plot for the story. I have a question though, was I the only one who thought that the scene with Jackman moving the corvette dragged? It dragged on so long, I was really expecting more by the end of it...smh.

Unfortunately, for me this movie was way too long, and far less thrilling than I had hoped it would be. Scenes and some plots had a tendency to drag, and others were too underdeveloped. The movie wasn't horrible, but I think the buzz surrounding it is too hyped. You won't be totally disappointed, but you may feel a little better seeing a matinee...B

Movies in Review: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

I am writing this post because I have realized that I have failed to recognize and celebrate the time and effort I have put into these reviews. What first started out as a few comments or movie advise to friends, then turned into short posts on FB, in September 9, 2010 (yeah I'm a day late with this...so what sue me) has grown into this blog, and is progressing into so much more!

Today I am not only celebrating myself for sticking with this, but also celebrating my followers and friends who make an effort to share, and support my reviews. I have almost walked away from this blog on several occasions, but you, my audience have kept me here. The views on my blog have more than quadrupled per month since 2010, and each year keeps getting better, and I have you to thank for that!

I look forward to continuing my reviews and branching it out to other media outlets. Everyone raise your glasses, because this is a Celebration!!! Yay!

Love
TajGreene
"The Reviewer"

Movies in Review: "Riddick"

Ok let me first start this review off by revealing that I am not a fan of this franchise. As a matter of fact this is the first movie out of the 3 that I have seen. So I have no background story for this 3rd installment, and this was the only one that actually interest me enough to pay money to see it. I am not the biggest fan of Vin Diesel, so although the trailer looked interesting, I wasn't expecting to be overly thrilled.

Well all I have to say is the first 15min of Riddick was exhausting...geesh. I think they packed the opening scenes with way too much stuff and by the end of the movie I was totally feeling like Riddick's survival rate is a little unbelievable and ridiculous. But I'm guessing this is who his character is?

Vin Diesel was the same old Vin Diesel, delivering his lines in the same way he delivers all his lines in movies. There is really nothing exceptional about him as an actor. Luckily for him he is surrounded by people who can actually act. I enjoyed the co-stars more than Riddick, even his pet hyenia...lol. Doll had to be my favorite character. She kept doing things I would never expect her to do, making the movie fun. The action sequences with Riddick weren't that spectacular to me, but most you who are fans will find entertaining. The ending was predictable and lame, setting things up for another film...eh.

I am not a Riddick fan, and I am still not a Riddick fan. I didn't hate this movie, but I can't say I will be stepping into the theater to see another one of these films. It was the sub characters that carried this movie in my opinion, but I'm sure a true Riddick fan would beg to differ. The good thing is that I got what I expected, and maybe even a little more...C+

Movies in Review: "Closed Circuit"

This is another movie I am late in reviewing, but I love crime thrillers and this one was on my radar. There weren't many trailers for this one showing, so I'm thinking most of you haven't heard about it. It's ok though, because if you are reading this review, now you have...lol.

This movie starts out with a bang...and I mean that in the literal sense. The opening scene will definitely get your attention and keep it until the ending credits. This movie moved slow in some places, but I think that was because I thought I had the movie figured out, but I didn't at all. There were some scenes that had me clinching my seat in anticipation. This is a thriller that had me on edge. There are some parts of the story that were a little predictable, but there is enough of the story that you will have no clue about what is going to happen. The story was well written and performed. I left the theater shook, especially with the ending. This is the kind of movie that will leave you paranoid...I love movies like that.

If this movie is playing near you, I strongly believe it is worth seeing. If you are a fan of crime thillers, then this is for you. Once you get past all the lawyer jargon you won't be able to take your attention away in anticipation of what is coming next...A-

Movies in Review: "The Grandmaster"

I love a great martial arts film, and who wouldn't be interested in the story who taught the highly acclaimed Bruce Lee. I was on board to see this movie from the first glance at the movie trailer. I missed it's opening weekend, so this review is a bit late, but I had to see it and review it.

With most foreign films please be aware that it is likely to have subtitles. So if subtitles aren't your thing, then this movie isn't either. I don't dislike subtitles, and they rarely distract from the film, but for some reason this one did. I must admit that the subtitles made this movie drag only because there was very little dialogue to keep the story moving. Other than the martial art sequences, I felt this movie moved at a very slow pace. It was the music and facial expressions which told the story, instead of the dialogue. I loved the music and felt it went superbly with the action sequences. The cinematography was beautiful, and did so much for the visual appeal of the movie. This was a major plus for me with this movie. However, as long as this movie seemed to run, it lacked character development and sequence. The story was sometimes a little hard to follow. I left the theater wanting to know more about Ip Man, and don't get me started on the ending...I have no idea what the ending was about, and what I was supposed to conclude from it.

This movie is a great visual martial arts film, that has a tendency to movie slow. I would not recommend rushing to see this one, because you may find yourself falling asleep. For the guys, this movie is more of a romantic martial arts film than I think you would like. If you are a visual person and have an appreciation for music, then this is the movie for you. For everyone else, you can wait until this one has exited the theaters...C+

Movies in Review: "The World's End"

I had no interest in seeing any of the new movie releases this weekend, and it seems no one else did either...lol. In an effort to stay consistent for my weekly viewers I decided just to the one I felt was the most deserving of wasting 2hrs of my precious time. I had no wish to spend my money to watch people in masks chase a family around their home killing them off one by one ("Your Next"), and a teenage flick based off a book wasn't going to get my money ("The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones"), so The World's End it is...

I like Simon Pegg, which is the reason I even chose this movie to see. The trailer looked like straight nonsense, so believe me, I wasn't expecting much. I was just hoping this movie would be entertaining enough to keep me from walking out of the theater...luckily it was. Simon Pegg, as I expected, was the most entertaining out of the cast, although the whole cast was enjoyable. The comedy was cool, I just couldn't get on board with the nonsense in the story. But I guess this is what should be expected from this trilogy, which is the reason I never saw any of the two previous movies. If you are a fan of Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, then I think this will fit right in line with your entertainment expectations. I however am not the biggest fan.

Please take my judgments of this movie lightly as I am not a fan of silly entertainment, with wacky story lines, horrible costumes, and production for the sake of a laugh. The movie was Ok, but nothing I would spend my money on...D

Movies in Review: "Lee Daniels The Butler"

The trailer for this film sent chills through my body when I first saw it. The story and characters looked so captivating I couldn't wait until this one hit the big screen. Since "Precious" I have become a fan of Daniels, so I must admit I had high expectations for this one...and each and everyone was met...

This movie will touch every emotion in your body. Get ready to be sent on a spectacular emotional roller coaster as you follow the life of Cecil Gaines, played wonderfully by Forest Whitaker. This film was directed perfectly. I enjoyed that Daniels put in life clips of what was really going on during that time to make you feel what was happening with Gaines and his family. I thought Whitaker looked a little aged during the earlier scenes, but his performance is so strong you won't notice. Oprah Winfrey is no joke. I thought her performance as Sophia in The Color Purple was a fluke, but it's not, Oprah can act. I loved her as Gaines's wife. She owned every scene she was in. I have no complaints about any of the performances, because everyone was amazing and brought what was needed to this movie. Kudos to Cuba (so happy to see him back on the big screen) and Kravitz (he impresses me with every performance).

This movie will break your heart, you will be angered, and belt out a laugh. With a running time of 2+ hours, you won't find any of your time being wasted on this one. This isn't just a must see, this is a go see it now...A+

Movies in Review: "Kick-Ass 2"

I know I'm not the only one who found it surprising that the first Kick-Ass film was so good. But as much as I enjoyed the first, I can't say I was interested in seeing a sequel. Was a sequel really necessary? The characters from the original were great. However the new characters I saw introduced in the trailer, Jim Carrey, didn't look as interesting. I already knew going into the theatre I would come out happy...and I was right.

This sequel tried way to hard to be something, which was one thing the first movie didn't have to do. The first movie just worked. This sequel has way too many new characters that have no appeal, except for Jim Carrey, I actually liked him. This movie also had too many sub-plots that only took away from the focus of the movie. They should have cut the cheerleader segment out of the movie...nonsense. And what was the point of having Christopher Mintz character meet with his uncle in prison?

This movie also tried to hard to be funny. Did anyone find Christopher Mintz's new villain name to be funny? Did anyone find his racial jokes humorous? The writing and direction were so awful for this movie. Even the action sequences looked like something a 5yr old choreographed...smh.

If you enjoyed the first Kick-Ass don't go into this one expecting the same thing. This movie was entertaining, but also way too corny for me to stomach...C-

Movies in Review: "Jobs"

Not many people were interested in seeing this biographical film about the Apple Computer mogul Steve Jobs, and I think that had a lot to do with the fact that Ashton Kutcher was cast as the lead. I think I may be the only person in the world who doesn't dislike Kutcher's acting abilities. I think he does a decent job with comedic roles, and I was interested to see how he would tackle this drama.

Uuuugggghhhh...now I see why people dislike you Kutcher. Can I tell you that I almost fell asleep within the first 15min of this movie. This movie was so dry. I think they did a poor job of writing and directing this film. They tried to cram too much of everything about Jobs in 2hrs, and all it left me with was a undertold story and frustration.

Kutcher may have captured Jobs look/appearance thanks to great make up, but he didn't really capture his essence. It looked as if Kutcher was imitating Jobs, instead of BEING Jobs. I wanted Kutcher to impress me so badly, but all I kept thinking is why does his walk look so forced...smh
If you are interested in seeing the story of Jobs, I can save you money and sum it up for you right here...Job's was a genious a$$hole. At least that's what you will get from the movie when you leave the theatre. This movie isn't great so catch it in Redbox...C-

Movies in Review: "Paranoia"

I am sure this movie failed to register on anyone's radar. I only saw the trailer once, but it was captivating enough to mark the release date for this one on my calendar. I love Ford and Oldman, but not as much as I enjoy looking at the Hemsworth brothers on the big screen, and this one has Liam in the lead role...Yum!

I know I can go a bit overboard when it comes to a very handsome lead, but besides good looks, Liam has some great acting chops that I have to compliment as well. He's not just a pretty face on the big screen. I could have used a little more character development in some areas of the story, but what the story lacked didn't take away from the depth of the movie. The story had great movement, although sometimes scenes felt rushed. I would have liked more background on Ford and Goldman's characters relationship, and the relationship with Judith Bolton.

I loved Goldman's character and his performance. He gave the movie depth as did Hemsworth. Ford lacked a bit, but I no longer expect too much from him. As much as I adore him, his age is really starting to show...ijs.

If you find this movie in your area, it is well worth seeing. It's a thriller that actually thrills and will have you wondering how things will end...A-

Movies in Review: "Elysium"

I have to be honest and say that I was on the fence with this one. Although it was written and directed by Neill Blomkamp the same man who directed and co-wrote District 9 (one of my favorite movies), I think was thrown off by Matt Damon in this lead role. Damon is one of my favorite actors, but there was something about this role that had me skeptical.

I am happy to say I enjoyed it. Damon played the role of Da Costa with no problems. Surprising enough, although Damon was the lead, it was Sharlto Copley (District 9, A-Team) as Agent Kruger who stole the show. Wow he was amazing, and I loved what they did with his make-up and costume. It was almost hard to tell who he was.

The story was decent, although it could have used some character development. I felt at a loss with Jodie Foster's character. I could have used more background on her for sure. There is great action, acting and directing, and the ending sealed the deal for me.

This is a good one. You won't find yourself bored, and will easily find yourself vested in the characters still left on earth. Go see it...A-

Movies in Review: "We're the Millers"

My apologies this weekend for not posting updates about this weekend's new releases for those of you who follow me on Instagram, Twitter and my Code Blue Movie Review facebook page. I returned from a much-needed vacation this weekend and got a late start on seeing the new releases. I didn't get a chance to see everything, but I did get to see We're the Millers. I can't say I was highly interested in this movie, but I love a good comedy, and Jason Sudeikis rarely fails me in this category. So I went into the theatre hoping for the best.

Let me first let you know that I missed the first 20min of the movie. Anyone who knows me knows that I was pissed I wasn't there early enough to get a hand-picked seat and catch the movie trailers...Uuuuugggghhhh!!! Ok I am over that now and will continue with my review...lol

It wasn't as funny as I hoped, but it had some hilarious scenes...if that makes sense. What I'm trying to say is that there were parts that were hilarious, but the other parts sometimes made the movie drag, or the punch-lines were missing their mark. Sudeikis was hilarious and so were his co-stars, well except for Emma Roberts who plays Casey. She added very little to any scene she was in, and the only funny punch-line she delivered was the one on the plane. Will Poulter, the young actor who plays Casey's brother was brilliant. Besides Sudeikis, he made this movie worth seeing...hilarious. Jennifer Aniston was the same Aniston. Not that I'm complaining, because it worked for the movie, but the fact that she seems to play the same type of characters has to be wreaking havoc on her career...ijs. She was a tripper in this movie, but she was still the same, if you know what I mean. But I will give her this...That Woman IS GORGEOUS!!! I wish I had half of what she had swinging on that pole. Aniston's body is crazy! #ThatIsAll

The movie could have used something to spark the scenes that felt empty, but the movie was still funny enough for you to go see it and get a laugh. Great date movie, good movie if you need a laugh...B+