This Franchise...SMH. I am not a "Fockers" fan. I saw the previous movies...eh and they are all just ok, and this movie follows suit. The one thing this movie has going for it is who would turn down seeing a movie with the name Fockers throughout it.
Eh not really enthused to give a review on this one, because either you love this franchise or you don't, and I'm really not a fan. They pretty much do the same thing. Sorry to see the great Robert Deniro's career going out like a flat tire though...smh...all I have to say...No Rating.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Movies in Review: "True Grit"
Yeah this movie wasn't as gritty as I thought it was going to be. I know it was a remake, but from the trailer I didn't expect it to be as light hearted as it was. It was a little too comical for me. Don't get confused though, it's not straight out comedy. All of the humor is in the dialogue, which there is plenty of. There was more talking in this movie, than it was action, which kind of made the movie drag.
The young actress who played Mattie Ross was one of the best young actresses I have seen hit the screen in a while. She steals every scene she's in, making everyone else her co-stars. She was the best part about the movie really. She had this black horse she called "little blackie". The name is funny, but I sometimes wondered if I should be laughing or take offense...well for the most part, I was laughing.
Not a bad movie, but not a great one either. The movie runs long and slow, so you make your choice from there...B-
The young actress who played Mattie Ross was one of the best young actresses I have seen hit the screen in a while. She steals every scene she's in, making everyone else her co-stars. She was the best part about the movie really. She had this black horse she called "little blackie". The name is funny, but I sometimes wondered if I should be laughing or take offense...well for the most part, I was laughing.
Not a bad movie, but not a great one either. The movie runs long and slow, so you make your choice from there...B-
Movies in Review: "The Fighter"
Hey I know I'm super late with this one, but it's the holidays...what can I say. Will be back on track after the new year! ;)
This real life story of Mickey (the fighter), and Dickey (his brother), was played out well by Mark Wahlberg, and Christian Bale (who I am not usually a fan of). I have to give props where props are due, because Bale did his thing as strung out Dickey. From the crazy weight loss, to his drugged out antics. They show the real Dickey at the end of the movie, and you are able to actually see how well Bale portrayed him. Wahlberg to me, can do no wrong. I am a total fan of his, although he's been in a couple lousy movies lately, but he came back strong with this one. It was nice to see Amy Adams get gritty. She played one hardball cookie. She was so tough, I honestly don't think that I could take her...lol. But seriously...she was great.
Now when it comes to Mickey & Dickey's family, my friend thought they had picked these women off the street. Seriously their mother and 7 sisters did not look like actresses, and they will have you cracking up with their "straight from Boston" attitudes...I liked them. Almost everything was great about this movie. But when you add children to the mix, you just never know what your going to get. In one scene, Dickey has his 4 yr old son, and his son is singing the Baskin Robbins ice cream and cake song (which only came out last year). I guess they were hoping no one would notice, or didn't realize it, because they didn't bother to edit it out...lol.
All in all though a really good movie...A-
This real life story of Mickey (the fighter), and Dickey (his brother), was played out well by Mark Wahlberg, and Christian Bale (who I am not usually a fan of). I have to give props where props are due, because Bale did his thing as strung out Dickey. From the crazy weight loss, to his drugged out antics. They show the real Dickey at the end of the movie, and you are able to actually see how well Bale portrayed him. Wahlberg to me, can do no wrong. I am a total fan of his, although he's been in a couple lousy movies lately, but he came back strong with this one. It was nice to see Amy Adams get gritty. She played one hardball cookie. She was so tough, I honestly don't think that I could take her...lol. But seriously...she was great.
Now when it comes to Mickey & Dickey's family, my friend thought they had picked these women off the street. Seriously their mother and 7 sisters did not look like actresses, and they will have you cracking up with their "straight from Boston" attitudes...I liked them. Almost everything was great about this movie. But when you add children to the mix, you just never know what your going to get. In one scene, Dickey has his 4 yr old son, and his son is singing the Baskin Robbins ice cream and cake song (which only came out last year). I guess they were hoping no one would notice, or didn't realize it, because they didn't bother to edit it out...lol.
All in all though a really good movie...A-
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Movies in Review: "Tron:Legacy"
Talk about visually entertaining. This movies is a must see, just for the visual effects alone. Quite honestly, the story was not all that great, but you won't even notice. The costumes were phenomenal, and had me feeling like I was really inside of a game or computer or whatever...awesome. The chase and fight scenes were very well executed...a man and teenage boys dream movie...lol. The only thing that skived me out was that they digitally made Jeff Bridges look 20 yrs younger for his character Clu, but he just looked fake and plastic. Every time I saw him all I kept thinking was that if I light a match to him he would melt...smh.
But all in all a good 2+ hour movie. Again it has all the elements that a man and teenage boys would love. So get the troops together and check. Don't worry...you'll love it too ladies...B+!
But all in all a good 2+ hour movie. Again it has all the elements that a man and teenage boys would love. So get the troops together and check. Don't worry...you'll love it too ladies...B+!
Monday, December 13, 2010
Movies in Review: "Black Swan"
It's a psychological thriller, and un-doubtably the most intense film I have seen in a while. Natalie Portman is perfection. Her dance training worked beautifully and I believed her as a ballet dancer. Unlike her co-star Mila Kunis who should have had a double come in for her weak hands. Made her look unbelievable and awful as a dancer, but other than that she was great. (those hands were giving me problems though)
You find Nina Sayers (Portman) a nearly flawless perfectionist, having a battle with the other side of her persona who is fighting to shine. The film is intense when Nina cannot differentiate whats real and her own psychological warfare. I had a hard time determining what was real myself. Nina's mother, dance company director, and other competing dancers made for even more tense situations for Nina. Wynona Ryder had a small part in the film. Nice to see her back to acting, instead of continuing her life of crime :). If this movie is playing in your area, it is definitely a must see...A+!
You find Nina Sayers (Portman) a nearly flawless perfectionist, having a battle with the other side of her persona who is fighting to shine. The film is intense when Nina cannot differentiate whats real and her own psychological warfare. I had a hard time determining what was real myself. Nina's mother, dance company director, and other competing dancers made for even more tense situations for Nina. Wynona Ryder had a small part in the film. Nice to see her back to acting, instead of continuing her life of crime :). If this movie is playing in your area, it is definitely a must see...A+!
Movies in Review: "The Tourist"
Throughout the film there was just something intriguing about it. Angelina was absolutely gorgeous in this film, so it was not hard to get totally en captured in her beauty and heavily feathered eyelashes...lol. Then once Johnny Depp came onto the scene, it was like a match made in heaven, and you wonder why these two have not done a film together sooner. They story had other outside characters in it, like Alexander Pearse, who the hole film was wrapped around but you never see him, the gangster who Pearse stole from, the Agents trying to arrest Pearse (a man no one has an identity for). The movie keeps you interested because the whole time you just want to find out who this mysterious Pearse guy is.
Well there are a few chases, a few close calls, and most importantly the twists start revealing themselves at the end. I liked the twists...the ending was just a little questionable for me. B- rating, film is well worth seeing Jolie and Depp in action together.
Well there are a few chases, a few close calls, and most importantly the twists start revealing themselves at the end. I liked the twists...the ending was just a little questionable for me. B- rating, film is well worth seeing Jolie and Depp in action together.
Movies in Review: "I Love You Phillip Morris"
Ummmmm....Hmmmmm...yeah having a hard time with this review because I don't want anyone to feel offended, but I have to give my review the only way I know how...truthfully. This was a comedy drama, but I can't say that I laughed all that much. But I'd have to say that it may have been due to some of the discomfort I was feeling with some of the material. And word is that this film was edited drastically. Now I don't want anyone to get me wrong, the movie was actually really good. Jim Carrey played Steven Jay Russell, the true life story of a homosexual man who was a con artist and a renowned prison escapee. His story was crazy! He was able to con his way in and out of jail, hold prominent positions in well known companies, and even fake his own death. This man did everything! And Carrey did his character absolute justice. Omg...then you add Ewan McGregor (Carrey's love interest)...wow. Ewan did such a great job at playing a homosexual man that I don't know if I can ever look at him straight...lol.
Fair warning for my male counterparts (because I couldn't get not one male friend to go see this with me) there is alot of male on male action going on. Alot of kissing...alot of fellatio...ummmmm and one scene where back shots were being given...ummmmm yeah. So females ask your man just how comfortable he would be seeing all of this before you drag him to this movie, and he gets up to get popcorn, and you never see him again...I'm just saying. But the movie was well done so a B+ rating from me ;)
Fair warning for my male counterparts (because I couldn't get not one male friend to go see this with me) there is alot of male on male action going on. Alot of kissing...alot of fellatio...ummmmm and one scene where back shots were being given...ummmmm yeah. So females ask your man just how comfortable he would be seeing all of this before you drag him to this movie, and he gets up to get popcorn, and you never see him again...I'm just saying. But the movie was well done so a B+ rating from me ;)
Movie's in Review: "The King's Speech"
I wasn't rushing to the theatres to see this film, because I thought the trailer was interesting, but not interesting enough. Well I'm happy that the movie I wanted to see was sold out, forcing me to view this because I absolutely loved everything about it. A period piece about a king's stammer. I just couldn't see how that would keep me entertained. That goes to show that when simple things are done right, it's absolute perfection.
Colin Firth was excellent as King George IV. Every time he stammered I wanted to slap the words out of him, but I also felt his discomfort and embarrassment. Can someone tell me if the pitch of his voice is actually that whiny? Geoffrey Rush played his speech therapist, and the two made for a very remarkable pair. Oh Lionel...loved him. And we can't forget about Helena Bonham Carter, who was a wonderful queen. With the outstanding cast, writing, you will easily find yourself caught up in this stammering King. I give this film an A. There was nothing that I did not enjoy about this film. Of course if your not into period pieces, then this isn't your film. Enjoy!
Colin Firth was excellent as King George IV. Every time he stammered I wanted to slap the words out of him, but I also felt his discomfort and embarrassment. Can someone tell me if the pitch of his voice is actually that whiny? Geoffrey Rush played his speech therapist, and the two made for a very remarkable pair. Oh Lionel...loved him. And we can't forget about Helena Bonham Carter, who was a wonderful queen. With the outstanding cast, writing, you will easily find yourself caught up in this stammering King. I give this film an A. There was nothing that I did not enjoy about this film. Of course if your not into period pieces, then this isn't your film. Enjoy!
Movies in Review: "Warrior's Way"
I was unable to post my reviews last week, so I apologize to those of you who had the misfortune of purchasing a ticket to see this film. An indication of how this film was; I walked out halfway through...SMH...that says alot.
The film was plotted to be an action film. From the trailer I was expecting to see something like Ninja Assassins, but maybe not as gruesome. Well unfortunately you can't call it action when every time the warrior is in battle, he kills his opponents with one swipe of his sword...awful...Where's the action in that! I just didn't get this film really, from the start. Then you put the warrior in a run down town with a non-travelling circus...SMH. Yeah this story just keeps getting worse. And Kate Bosworth's unappetizing acting did not help matters at all. The story was weak, the direction and acting even worse. The only thing this film had going for it was that Jang Dong-jon (the warrior) who was great on the eyes...Yum! They also casted the cutest baby girl ever. She was given plenty of screen time and was perfect. Kate Bosworth should be ashamed at being out shined by an infant...SMH. So I'd have to rate this movie an F...but because of the baby I will bump that up to an F+
The film was plotted to be an action film. From the trailer I was expecting to see something like Ninja Assassins, but maybe not as gruesome. Well unfortunately you can't call it action when every time the warrior is in battle, he kills his opponents with one swipe of his sword...awful...Where's the action in that! I just didn't get this film really, from the start. Then you put the warrior in a run down town with a non-travelling circus...SMH. Yeah this story just keeps getting worse. And Kate Bosworth's unappetizing acting did not help matters at all. The story was weak, the direction and acting even worse. The only thing this film had going for it was that Jang Dong-jon (the warrior) who was great on the eyes...Yum! They also casted the cutest baby girl ever. She was given plenty of screen time and was perfect. Kate Bosworth should be ashamed at being out shined by an infant...SMH. So I'd have to rate this movie an F...but because of the baby I will bump that up to an F+
Monday, November 29, 2010
Movies in Review: "Burlesque"
I'm guessing that this movie was filmed before Aguilera turned into an oompa loompa, because she looked absolutley amazing! As did Cher. Although I know Cher is knifed all up, I don't care, she looks gorgeous for her age, and thats the best knife job I have seen...you go girl! Ok now that I'm done giving props for beauty...back to the review.
This movie has more than enough of singing and dancing in it. So if thats not your cup of tea, I'd advise you not see this film. But I would say that you would definitley be missing out. The dance performances were remarkable, costumes were great...and the singing...SMH. Chrisitina Aguilera...need I say more! That girl can SANG!!! And it didn't stop there, because Cher did her thing with the vocals too. It was a pleasure seeing Cher back on the big screen, and I loved her character. She and Stanely Tucci (her best friend & stage manager) made for the cutest pair. Every song they did was done in it's entirety, and they still were able to incorporate a decent story line...Brava. It really captured burlesque and made it fun. I had my doubts about this movie, but all have been removed. I give it a B-!
This movie has more than enough of singing and dancing in it. So if thats not your cup of tea, I'd advise you not see this film. But I would say that you would definitley be missing out. The dance performances were remarkable, costumes were great...and the singing...SMH. Chrisitina Aguilera...need I say more! That girl can SANG!!! And it didn't stop there, because Cher did her thing with the vocals too. It was a pleasure seeing Cher back on the big screen, and I loved her character. She and Stanely Tucci (her best friend & stage manager) made for the cutest pair. Every song they did was done in it's entirety, and they still were able to incorporate a decent story line...Brava. It really captured burlesque and made it fun. I had my doubts about this movie, but all have been removed. I give it a B-!
Movies in Review: "Love & Other Drugs"
What's not to like about a movie that has Jake Gyllenhaal running around all types of naked...Yum! Besides beautiful shots of Gyllenhaal, the movie was not short on sex. He and Hathaway were getting it in in more than enough scenes, to the point where all the sex was making me exhausted...SMH. So outside of the sex, was the movie any good? I would have to say that it was. The story was decent, and touched on a serious topic that might hit home for some people. Hathaway is not one of my favorite actresses, and was almost the reason I was gonna pass on this movie. But I must admit that I quite enjoyed her performance in this film. The persona she brought to her character, I believed and enjoyed.
This movie made me laugh, with Gyllenhaal's brother creating the biggest comic relief. I loved him, and he was great. This movie might also tear at your heart and make you cry. But as with most movies like this, the ending was no surprise. So if you just want something that will make you laugh, cry, and most importantly, entertained, then this movie isn't bad. I give it a B!
This movie made me laugh, with Gyllenhaal's brother creating the biggest comic relief. I loved him, and he was great. This movie might also tear at your heart and make you cry. But as with most movies like this, the ending was no surprise. So if you just want something that will make you laugh, cry, and most importantly, entertained, then this movie isn't bad. I give it a B!
Monday, November 22, 2010
Movies in Review: "The Next 3 Days"
Well unfortunately for Russell Crowe, his movie premiered the same weekend as HP7 Part 1...smh...bad move. If you had a chance to check box office sales, this movie didn't even register on anyone's radar this weekend, with opening weekend sales at a lousy 6.7 million. Well the question is was this a great film that was just overlooked? I'd have to say not. I mean it was decent. But a good portion of this 2 hour flick ran a bit dull, with Crowes character coming up with a plan to free is wife for most of the movie. I did however learn that you can find out how to do almost anything illegal thanks to you tube...ridiculous.
The movie didn't actually pick up until he put hi plan into action. By then you were already 1 hour 20 min into the film.The action part of the movie should have started sooner because the movie was actually pretty great once they got things going. Eh I'd say if you are a Russell Crowe fan this movie is good for a matinee or rental...that's about it. Rating C+
The movie didn't actually pick up until he put hi plan into action. By then you were already 1 hour 20 min into the film.The action part of the movie should have started sooner because the movie was actually pretty great once they got things going. Eh I'd say if you are a Russell Crowe fan this movie is good for a matinee or rental...that's about it. Rating C+
Monday, November 15, 2010
Movies in Review: "Unstoppable"
Well this movie was not short of suspense and thrills. Tony Scott had you all engrossed in this quick moving train and the doom that it could cause. You were wondering what was going to get caught in its path. The chase scenes to stop the train were great, and had you cheering on the heroism of Denzel and Chris Pine's characters. Rosario added a nice touch. There's not much to say...it's a train on a track...that's the focus of the movie. And Scott did all that he could to make it more than that with the intense camera angels and shots. The film was good...Definitely better than Pelham 123. I give it a B!
Movies in Review: "Morning Glory"
Refreshing is how I would have to describe this film. It was just a real feel good movie. I am a total fan of Rachel McAdams, and as always, she delivered perfectly on her character. She was quirky, cute, and fun. It was good to see Harrison Ford back, and he and Diane Keaton were a great pair. The supporting cast was wonderful and brought something to this film. I smiled throughout the entire movie, and was laughing with tears at some of the parts...quite funny. No this movie was nothing new, and the ending was cliche, but that's not to say that it was not good. Now don't get me wrong fellas, this movie is 100% chick flick, but if your girl happens to drag you to see it, there are aspects of the film that you will enjoy. Sooooo (ladies) if you need a smile, I would recommend you go see this film. If your not able to catch it on the big screen, it's still a great rental...B+!
Movies in Review: "Skyline"
What kind of bull crap was this! I'm sorry...but this has to be the worst movie I have ever seen! What were they thinking bringing this to the big screen...SMH. It had potential for about 10 min, then it just got all types of stupid. What was the purpose? Who were the characters? For the life of me I have no idea what Donald Faisons career was, all I know is that he was very wealthy. Eric Balfour's character is his best friend, and you see that he has this photo album he created of the two, but u never see him give Terry (Donald Faison) the album...dumb. Jarrod (Eric Balfour) is accompanied by his whiny girlfriend...Omg...annoying.
Ok, so then the aliens come and there is no escaping them. For some reason the main focus is to get to Terry's boat in the marine. Why???? The Aliens are not scared of water, that's obvious when you see them get chased through a pool, so why is it so important to get to the marine??? The aliens seem to have no weakness, and are unstoppable. But for some reason everyone but Jarrod gets caught up in their trance. Jarrod escaped them 3 times...and his character is an idiot. So there's a bunch of hiding, chasing, and bad acting, as seen from the rambunctious spanish police officer...smh. It seems that the aliens are after human brains...are you serious! And when they capture Jarrod, his brain is the only one who is actually able to take over the body of the alien who eats it...SMH...did I mention that Jarrod was an idiot. Ok so this movie is basically going nowhere, and by the end you just want your money back. To make matters worse, there's suppose to be a part 2. My personal opinion...I'd advise against it because the first one SUCKED! I give this movie an F...and that's being generous...
Ok, so then the aliens come and there is no escaping them. For some reason the main focus is to get to Terry's boat in the marine. Why???? The Aliens are not scared of water, that's obvious when you see them get chased through a pool, so why is it so important to get to the marine??? The aliens seem to have no weakness, and are unstoppable. But for some reason everyone but Jarrod gets caught up in their trance. Jarrod escaped them 3 times...and his character is an idiot. So there's a bunch of hiding, chasing, and bad acting, as seen from the rambunctious spanish police officer...smh. It seems that the aliens are after human brains...are you serious! And when they capture Jarrod, his brain is the only one who is actually able to take over the body of the alien who eats it...SMH...did I mention that Jarrod was an idiot. Ok so this movie is basically going nowhere, and by the end you just want your money back. To make matters worse, there's suppose to be a part 2. My personal opinion...I'd advise against it because the first one SUCKED! I give this movie an F...and that's being generous...
Monday, November 8, 2010
Movies in Review: "For Colored Girls"
I must admit that Tyler Perry's films were on a downward spiral for me. But I'm glad to say that the man is back with this one. I never read the book, or saw the play, but from my understanding it was written like a poem. And that's not hard to tell from this movie. With the complexity of the play, I thought Perry did a great job of adapting it to a film. The actresses he cast were absolutely amazing. I can't say who my favorite was, but it was between Phylicia, Loretta, and Thandie. Although that is not to take away from any of the other women.
The tragedy in the story will have your jaws drop, as well as the stories of each of the ladies. I think we all could relate or know someone, in each of those characters. It was long as hell, and the poetic dialogue was becoming a bit much for me, but it was still enjoyable. Kudos Perry!...I give you a B+
The tragedy in the story will have your jaws drop, as well as the stories of each of the ladies. I think we all could relate or know someone, in each of those characters. It was long as hell, and the poetic dialogue was becoming a bit much for me, but it was still enjoyable. Kudos Perry!...I give you a B+
Movies in Review: "MegaMind"
This movie was all that you would have expected it to be, if you had a chance to see the trailer. It was a really entertaining film, and the kids are gonna love it. Now is it worth the 3D money? I would have to answer that one with a big fat YES. Especially when your watching the film and grown folks are trying to grab the things they think are flying off the screen. That's so much fun. The only problem I had with this film was Jonah Hills voice. It was hard to see his animated character when he spoke because his voice is so distinct. That was a bit annoying, but still will get an A rating from me. So get the Kids and make it a family Night!
Movies in Review: "Due Date"
Whoooo Hooooo!!! I'm ecstatic because this movie was way better than I expected. It was actually really funny. Zach and Downey were the best odd couple that I have seen on screen together in a while. The chemistry worked really well to create a very comical film. Downey is the best, and I'm so glad he's back and strong. I felt like he was playing himself in this movie, but if this is who he really is...I love him! And you guys have seen Zach...pretty much the same from hangover, except better. They take you on a cross country adventure that is worth sitting through every minute. I could have done without Jamie Foxx, but oh well...A- rating...Go See It!
Movies in Review: "127 Hours"
All I have to say is OUCH!!! Had a brief reading of what this film was about. I knew it was going to be the story of the man who cut his arm off...Hmmmmm...ok fair enough. James Franco is playing this character...ok that's good enough for me to go see, especially when they are talking about Oscar nods and all. I agree, after seeing this film, I would have to say that the nods are well deserved. I mean the emotional roller coaster he takes you through with this character, the loneliness, crazy delirium is just all too real.
I must admit though that when he first got stuck, I was getting a little bored with his attempts to get out. But as time passes you can actually feel the things that are going through his head. With the thoughts of your life, wishing you had done things differently, running out of water...and just seeing the situation your in as the place you're going to die...SMH...Crazy. When they finally got to the part where he does the deed, I could not keep my eyes on the screen, and had to cover my ears to keep from hearing the sound of bones and flesh being broken. OMG! To cut your arm off, or to die...which would you do? The directing was good, and Franco was excellent...B+ rating from me. And after seeing this film, you will never walk out the house without letting someone know where you are going....for real.
I must admit though that when he first got stuck, I was getting a little bored with his attempts to get out. But as time passes you can actually feel the things that are going through his head. With the thoughts of your life, wishing you had done things differently, running out of water...and just seeing the situation your in as the place you're going to die...SMH...Crazy. When they finally got to the part where he does the deed, I could not keep my eyes on the screen, and had to cover my ears to keep from hearing the sound of bones and flesh being broken. OMG! To cut your arm off, or to die...which would you do? The directing was good, and Franco was excellent...B+ rating from me. And after seeing this film, you will never walk out the house without letting someone know where you are going....for real.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Movies in Review: "Saw 3D: The Final Chapter"
I would have to say that Saw is lucky they came out on Halloween weekend, and also a weekend where they were practically the only new release, or it probably would not have made 1/2 as much money as it did. But I think they knew this, and therefore planned it this way. My oh my I had such love for this franchise after seeing the first one (which I loved!)...the second one was a bit flat for me...the 3rd was also another great one...4th, 5th, 6th I want my money back...now the 7th. 3D huh?...not even...and there should be some law against movies advertising 3D and having u pay for it, and you sit in a movie and not get what you paid for! I said all that to say that I watched 95% of this film without the glasses on, so what does that tell you.
The opening trap was not even one of his best, and seemed to have no real relevance. As a matter of fact, I think they began to run out of ideas for traps, because most of them in this film were just lackluster, except for the garage trap. The story line with the "fake" survivor, actually wasn't all that bad. It was all the other really ridiculous stuff that the writers felt they had to throw in there to give a cohesive "ending". All I was thinking was...Come on son! Are you serious! How many of these old survivors are you going to keep bringing out the wood work, just so you can keep this story going. I mean seriously, Jigsaw died 3 movies ago! SMFH...All I can say is that I'm glad its over...but something tells me that that's not the case either. It just seemed like they were trying to leave something open for the angry black girl who had to cut off her arm, and the other survivor accomplice left. Well if they do recharge this film, I won't be a part of the viewing audience at all. This movie produced 7 films, and I only thoroughly enjoyed 2 of them. Not a very good record :/...This movie gets a D rating for me, because there was just way too much nonsense...
The opening trap was not even one of his best, and seemed to have no real relevance. As a matter of fact, I think they began to run out of ideas for traps, because most of them in this film were just lackluster, except for the garage trap. The story line with the "fake" survivor, actually wasn't all that bad. It was all the other really ridiculous stuff that the writers felt they had to throw in there to give a cohesive "ending". All I was thinking was...Come on son! Are you serious! How many of these old survivors are you going to keep bringing out the wood work, just so you can keep this story going. I mean seriously, Jigsaw died 3 movies ago! SMFH...All I can say is that I'm glad its over...but something tells me that that's not the case either. It just seemed like they were trying to leave something open for the angry black girl who had to cut off her arm, and the other survivor accomplice left. Well if they do recharge this film, I won't be a part of the viewing audience at all. This movie produced 7 films, and I only thoroughly enjoyed 2 of them. Not a very good record :/...This movie gets a D rating for me, because there was just way too much nonsense...
Monday, October 25, 2010
Movie's in Review: "HereAfter"
In true Clint Eastwood style, this film is really mellow. So it seems to run slow. But I can't say that I was bored. I was caught up in each character, and their stories. I think the film was very well done. Although you might be surprised with all the subtitles, because they are speaking french throughout a good portion of the film. It was a surprise to me, but it didn't take away from my enjoyment of the film. The first 20 min are thrilling, but it does mellow out after that. But this film will have you thinking. There's not much I can say about the film that the trailer hasn't revealed. And anything I say would just be too much. Not everyone will be able to appreciate it for what it is, but I would be lying if I said that it wasn't good. You may feel better catching it at a matinee. But don't go see it tired. The film runs 2+ hours, and I felt it was a bit long. But I still enjoyed it and give it a B+...
Movies in Review: "Jackass 3D"
Had no intentions of checking this film at all (although I must admit I found the trailer to be hilarious), but the whole jackass thing really wasn't me. But this movie had a $50million weekend opener...Damn! These days that is not an easy thing to do. So I had to see what everyone ran to the movie theatres and paid their money to see.
OMG!!!!! This movie is definitely not for the light of heart. I almost puked in the theatre 3 Times!!!...seriously. And for some reason while watching I grew a huge crush for Steve-O, and his over sized veneers...SMH...but back to the review. This movie was disgustingly entertaining...lol. U will definitely get your money's worth. And you have to check it in 3D. This film was actually filmed in 3D... for real, and the stunts look extra crazy when they are jumping off the screen. This movie gets an A from me, for delivering on what it set out to deliver. SO go check it in 3D, and don't forget your barf bag! Lol
...side note...I would like to give a special thanks to my friends who have made my obsession with movies a little easier on the pockets by providing me with discount tickets. Thank Guys...you know who u are! ;)
OMG!!!!! This movie is definitely not for the light of heart. I almost puked in the theatre 3 Times!!!...seriously. And for some reason while watching I grew a huge crush for Steve-O, and his over sized veneers...SMH...but back to the review. This movie was disgustingly entertaining...lol. U will definitely get your money's worth. And you have to check it in 3D. This film was actually filmed in 3D... for real, and the stunts look extra crazy when they are jumping off the screen. This movie gets an A from me, for delivering on what it set out to deliver. SO go check it in 3D, and don't forget your barf bag! Lol
...side note...I would like to give a special thanks to my friends who have made my obsession with movies a little easier on the pockets by providing me with discount tickets. Thank Guys...you know who u are! ;)
Monday, October 18, 2010
Movies in Review: "RED"
Ho Hum...is all I can really say. It started off extra slow, with the first 20 min following the day and events of Bruce Willis's character's retired life...boring. And can I just say that Bruce Willis is starting to become a very monotone actor. There was really no inflection in is acting, and he was the main character...eh. There were a number of scenes with shooting, just for the sake of having bullets and guns in the film, it seems just so they could call it an action film, but true action it was lacking. And the story was very weak. Something about a reporter, and Guatemala...SMH...dumb. Morgan Freeman looked like he needed a wheel chair...SMH. The only great thing about this film was John Malkovich. He was excellent. His expressions were the best and on point even when the camera was not focused on him...Love him. Soooooo...all in all RED really stands for Really Extremely Dull...C- rating (and that's being generous because I really enjoyed Malkovich).
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Movies in Review: "Buried"
OK soooooo I'm super late with this one. Kinda flew under my radar because it was not widely released. But I went to check it out because I'm a fan of Ryan Reynolds, and would most likely go see anything he's in. I had an idea of what the film was about from the trailer, but was SMH when the starting credits rolled, and Ryan Reynolds name was the only acting credit listed for the film. The movie is 1hr 40 min long, I was like OMG the whole movie is actually going to be in a box!
Honestly the 1st 20-30 min, I was starting to get a little annoyed because I wanted to see more visually. The way it was filmed, I was starting to feel claustrophobic, and wanted out. Ryan did a great job of having you feel exactly what his character was feeling. The phone calls kept it gripping, and chilling. The calls helped you to visualize the people on the other end, and give you a story that was happening outside the box. Still one of my favorite actors, Ryan Reynolds held it down. The film gets more thrilling as it continues, and the ending will leave your jaw dropping. I give this movie a B+ rating only because the 1st 20 min dragged a bit for me. If your not able to catch it in the theatres before it exits, definitely catch it on rental!
Honestly the 1st 20-30 min, I was starting to get a little annoyed because I wanted to see more visually. The way it was filmed, I was starting to feel claustrophobic, and wanted out. Ryan did a great job of having you feel exactly what his character was feeling. The phone calls kept it gripping, and chilling. The calls helped you to visualize the people on the other end, and give you a story that was happening outside the box. Still one of my favorite actors, Ryan Reynolds held it down. The film gets more thrilling as it continues, and the ending will leave your jaw dropping. I give this movie a B+ rating only because the 1st 20 min dragged a bit for me. If your not able to catch it in the theatres before it exits, definitely catch it on rental!
Monday, October 11, 2010
Movies in Review: "Secretariat"
Wow....clapping! All I can say is that I enjoyed everything about this film. Based on a true story about a triple crown winning horse owner, I thought Disney did an amazing job telling the story. I was inspired by Penny Twitty and was behind her throughout the whole film. I just couldn't understand why they had the actress who played her wear ultraviolet blue contacts. I swear I kept thinking she was going to turn into a vampire...but moving on...Disney's camera angels were the best. The shots of the horses made you feel like you could understand them and they were communicating with you. It was easy to fall in love with Big Red. My heart was pumping each time he stepped on the track, and it felt like you were right there with him. It was beautifully directed and filmed. I am still smiling, and I plan to purchase it when it comes out on video. Just an all around great story...A+
Movies in Review: "It's Kind of a Funny Story"
A light-hearted film about depression (if thats even possible). I found comfort in some of the comical relief provided in this film, because at times I found myself attaching myself to thoses feelings of depression that I sometimes have. I think it gracefully touched on this hard topic. Depression is real, and we all know it...to see it presented on film the way that it was, made it easy to handle. Could everyone find something they can relate to in this film...I'd have to say yes. Keir Gilchrist brought life to his character by not making it look forced, but real as a teen confused and anxious about all of the things he's having to deal with in his life. The other co-stars were great. And this time Zach wasn't trying so hard to be funny, and there was some seriousness to his character that worked really well. The film was cool. But keep in mind thats it's a drama-comedy, so the content is not all fun and games. I give it a B...
Movies in Review: "Life as we Know it"
I was sooooo looking forward to seeing this film. I thought they really had a very entertaining trailor, and I must admit I was hooked on seeing it after viewing the trailor once. But I must admit in the back of my mind, I thought it wasn't going to be as great as the trailor. So when I bought my ticket to view the film, my fingers were crossed, hoping I could give this movie a good review. Eh...can't say I can give it a good one, maybe just a decent one. I am officially over Katherine Heigl! I was a total fan, and actually enjoyed her first couple of films. Her quirkiness, I found to be humorous. But it is plain to see that this women has absolutely no acting range. She has either been type cast, and hasn't figured it out yet, or she's just unable to play any other character...SMH. On top of the fact that the movie was very predictable, it easily became a yawner. What kept it alive for me were the other co-stars, like the neighbors. They added a very nice touch of much needed humor. And the film actually did a very good job a getting the best infant to play Sophie. She/they were perfect. Josh Duhamel I didn't mind at all. I think he's a decent actor, so how could he mess up this simple role. The movie was a C- at best. Best to be seen as a rental, on a rainy day just because nothing else is on...
Monday, October 4, 2010
Movies in Review: "The Social Network"
From that first 10 min dialogue sequence between Mark and his girlfriend, I was hooked. The dialogue between the two made me love and hate (but mostly love) Mark all at the same time. Jesse Einberg did his thing playing the complex Mark Zuckerberg. The actress in the 1st sequence was excellent and held her own perfectly...Loved her. OMG...the rest of the film is like a genius rollercoaster, with all of the actors, writing, and directing, creating a very interesting and entertaining film. The story behind "facebook" will have you glued to your seats for the whole 2+ hours. If you use facebook...and I'm sure you do...you are going to enjoy the story behind it. Go see it...I left the theatre SMH at the genius and assholery that is behind the whole thing. Definite A rating from me...
Movies in Review: "Let Me In"
Ok so I heard this film was a remake of a swedish film that has gotten pretty rave reviews. I heard that this english version followed the original scene for scene. Soooo I can't help but to wonder why I was so unimpressed with it. Eh I thought it was a little dull. The following of a romance that developes between a outcast boy and a vampire...hmmmm...I guess I should have known better. I loved the actress (young girl from "Kick Ass"). But I guess I feel they didn't give enough background into how she became a vampire, and is she like the only one on earth? Why is it that the young boy's mother seemed to be non-existent when it came to raising her 12yr old son. She was always in a drunken sleep everytime they showed her. And how easy was it for her son to "runaway". Didn't understand the whole... you have to say I can come in before I come in thing...that scene where the vampire walked in without the young boy saying come in, was just weird, and wasn't really explained. Eh...video might suit you fine if you are just into vampires and have to see it. Otherwise, your not missing a thing. D Rating for me :/
Movies in Review: "Waiting for Superman"
Documentaries are my least favorite genres of films, only because I attend movies to escape from the realities of the real world, not to have it right up in my face...just depressing. So true to form, I left the theatre after seeing this film pissed, and depressed...but mostly pissed. I think this was the objective of the film, because it opened my eyes to things I was not even aware of in the school system. A system I think should be gutted and forced to start over. Lets start the gutting with the teachers union. I could not believe that it is impossible to fire a teacher, tenure is what they call it. I can understand tenure, but I thought it was something u earned after proven years of service. Well not in the public school system. You only have to be in your position for two yrs, and are pretty much set for life as far as a job is concerned. Even if you are a poor teacher, and are not worth the credentials given to you...SMH. You should see the failing number of schools this film will open your eyes to. Failing schools only mean failing children. So why are we ok with a system that cares more about the incompetent staff that are causing these schools to fail, instead of the children who attend them. Just doesn't make any sense...And if you think the recession we are facing, and the crash of wall street is bad...OMG we are in for even bigger trouble if things don't change soon. We are not going to have the skilled people to keep this country going if our youth are not being educated properly...and from the looks of things...they are not. Get ready for Generation "Dumb Ass" because thats whats up next...SMH.
This film was great, and is a must see, buy, bootleg...whatever. Everyone should see it, especially if you have children. This film has made me want to hold off on that endeavor. A++
This film was great, and is a must see, buy, bootleg...whatever. Everyone should see it, especially if you have children. This film has made me want to hold off on that endeavor. A++
Monday, September 27, 2010
Movies in Review: "Wall Street 2"
Hmmmmm...what to say what to say. I first would like to say that I feel that they began showing the trailor for this film waaaaayyy too early. When you create such anticipation like that you better be able to deliver something that is almost perfection. Unfortunately this film was not. It moved kind of slow. But I think that had alot to do with all the wall street lingo that was in the movie. As a regular, not so savvy wall street individual, the lingo almost took me completely out of the movie. All I kept hearing them talk about was "bubbles"...ummmmm...can anyone tell me what bubbles are? I was lost. What kept me in the movie was that outside of the lingo, there was actually a decent story. Loved Carey Mulligan, and Shia LeBouf actually seemed serious and sincere, and I enjoyed it. The story was decent, just nothing super exciting. If you've seen the first one and must see the sequal, I'd advise a matinee, or DVD. I'd have to give it a C+, just because I feel they did not keep the "average" person in mind with all that confusing "wall street" mayhem :/
Movies in Review: "You Again"
This movie is a case of "they showed the best parts in the trailor" :/. Unfortunately outside of what was in the trailor, this movie did not offer much else. The same funny scenes that catch your attention in the trailor are about the only ones offered in the movie, except they edited some of those, which caused the scenes to be even less funny. Don't get me wrong, there was nothing wrong with the acting. The movie just did not have that much to offer, as far as a comedy is concerned. The plot was predictable, and quite frankly dull, I was expecting so much more. I guess it would have been better if the film was actually funny. As much as I love her, and as funny as she is, even Betty White could not save this film. This film just looked like a case of bad, and over editing. Case in point, the end scene with Betty and her rival...I'm sure that scene was alot more humorous while filming than it was in the film, but the editing just made that scene fall flat...I was like OMG are u serious. This movie gets a C-, just for a great cast, but a D for not being able to capitalize by providing a decent comedy...Boooooo!!!
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Movies in Review: "The Town"
Coming in at #1 at the Box office, and rightfully so. This is Ben Affleck's 2nd directorial debut, and I must say, I have yet to be disappointed. I actually think he may be a better director than an actor, although I thoroughlyenjoyed his performance here. I believed him as a tough Bostonian. It worked...and I loved it! The whole romance between Ben's character and the hostage made the movie a yawner at some points, but there was enough provided elsewhere to keep the movie going. Jeremy Renner's character created the most spice. I appreciate Blake Lively for really being able to fully step into her character and make me believe it. It was crazy because some of the film kinda reminded me of a white boy version of "Set it Off", especially towards the end. I give this movie an -A...enough said, just go see it.
Movies in Review: "Easy A"
Can you say Hilarious! Coming in 2nd at the box office it's opening week. This movie made me not miss high school at all! How teenagers are having to deal with the pressure from their peers, that they feel they have to lie about sex...teenagers are dealing with bullies because of their sexuality, that they feel they have to lie about sex...teenagers want to upgrade their "status" in school, so they feel they have to lie about sex...with Emma Stones character being the focal point of all of this. The "sex" scene with the gay best friend...absolutely hilarious, and my favorite scene of the movie. Gotta love her parents with the adopted black kid...hilarious! The cool high school teacher who you wish you had a class with in high school...hilarious. The battles between Emma and Amanda Bynes was also hilarious...but can someone tell me why Amanda Bynes looked like she got stung by a bumble bee (I'm just sayin...lol). Overall, it was written well, the cast was great...and it was actually as funny as it looked. I give this movie an Easy -A!
Movie in Review: "The Devil"
3rd at the box office this week, and to me not at all a disappointment. It was entertaining, with humor and thrills, so I got my monies worth. Kind of wondered how they were gonna keep a movie with it's focus in an elevator interesting. The actors worked well together, with the charactors and their backgrounds. Each character made you wonder what their story was, and that was provided in the film. The characters were funny, with the combo between the salesman and the old lady being my favorite. The millionaire's wife made me want to slap her, but I guess thats what she was there for. With these odd characters, the detective, and naration by the security guard, u actually wanted to know how the heck this movie was gonna end. It was thrilling enough to keep you on edge, but keep in mind with a PG-13 rating, they could only go but so far. I give it a B- (although I'm sure I'll get people who will disagree). But for me I got more than what I expected, and it came together well for me at the end. If you didn't before, this film may have you believing The Devil is real...
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